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Sims Haikus Are Fun, Here Are Some We Really Loved, Plumbobs and WooHoos

2015-03-06
SimGuruCoop

A plumbob by any other name

A house without doors
A pool without ladders, too
You’re sure inventive

Haikus are one of the shortest types of poetry: just three lines of following a 5/7/5 syllable rule. While that doesn’t seem like a ton of space to tell a story, the joy of poetry is finding creative ways to express an enormous amount of thought in a condensed space. And when it comes to creativity, there are few gamers out there as imaginative as The Sims fans.

It’s no wonder that when we asked our community to come up with Haikus about The Sims, the results were nothing short of magical. Magical, and a little weird. We’ve gathered some of the ones we like the best and brought them all into one place. And since they didn’t have names, we went ahead and named them for you!

“Home on the Range” by greenXen

Lone cowplant ranger
grabbed cake not seeing danger
then things got stranger

“Tinkle Trouble” by leighannimal

Sim peed in her pants
Embarrassed, and mortified.
Grim Reaper is here

“A Fiery Confession” by ebomb23

A fire killed my sim.
It was intentional, yes.
I needed a ghost.

“A Life Well Lived” by AnnePlays

My elder Sim was grumpy,
I gave him the best woohoo,
He died with a smile

“The Simming” by Scobre

Deviant Simmers
Will torture their Sims fiercely.
Ghosts will come haunt them.

“This is My Story” by Anavastia

A world of my own
Where dreams of peace or evil schemes
Wake with life a new

“Just Five More Minutes!” by Wormofthebook

It is really great
To be relaxed and play, to
Be lost in the game

“Oh moratic!” by leelujack

Sul Sul Veena Fredishay
Choo wagga choo choo
Wabadebadoo Dag Dag


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